Hahahaha that's such a funny joke

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 07/31/2018 at 21:14 • Filed to: Npocp

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$12.5k for a 2004 Passat . That’s a good one! Haven’t laughed like that in a while. Wait... oh shit they’re actually serious about the price.

Here’s some bonus suspiciously cheap ads to cleanse that tast of bile that just welled up in your mouth:

I know it’s just a Cabrio but if it’s in as good condition as it seems it should be worth more than that, no?

Just how bad is the body that a “mechanically great” 260z is only worth $675?

ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2018 at 21:31

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Ohh, genuine Datson! I suppose that’s from the same keiretsu that makes Sorny TVs. 

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2018 at 21:39

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12, 5 00 seems ok for that Passat.

Price is in rupees, right?????

Brian McKay > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2018 at 21:41

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That’s not a “Jetta.”

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > WilliamsSW 07/31/2018 at 21:42

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Nah, I think it’s listed in VND.

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2018 at 21:44

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That’s a lot of dong!

Ash78, voting early and often > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2018 at 21:57

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Only 89k miles and there are cultish people who actually chase down Passats from the 2 whole years they offered them with that PD tdi engine. It’s a unicorn. I think I saw 8-10 of them total, and that was back when they were new.

Not a $12,500 unicorn, but I could see half that.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Ash78, voting early and often 07/31/2018 at 22:19

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I should note that this dealer is known for basically spitshining cars and marking them up 100% without actually addressing faults that could be major problems down the line. Ad says it’s fully serviced but I bet if you actually inspect it you’ll find busted power accessories or bad ball joints or something.

Urambo Tauro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2018 at 22:20

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I’d like to see the Z...

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Urambo Tauro 07/31/2018 at 22:20

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No pic offered. That probably doesn't bode well.

Wacko > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2018 at 22:21

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Wait we can pay for shit with dong?

Sounds like a lot of effort for 50 cents

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Wacko 07/31/2018 at 22:25

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I like to think my  dong is worth more than that.

His Stigness > Ash78, voting early and often 07/31/2018 at 23:09

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PUMPE DU SE !

Wacko > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/31/2018 at 23:14

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I was paying to get my septic tank emptied for the past 10+ years

not any more.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Wacko 07/31/2018 at 23:24

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Is that a euphemism?

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/01/2018 at 06:55

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holy shit

that is true CP territory.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/01/2018 at 08:17

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Shit, $1000 for a seconds Mk3 that runs and drives? Where is this at?

Two VWs = double the reliability